New job?

My tanned footsie.

Yeah, I got a new job and look what it's doing to me....

They call me Chevron.  Apparently it's cute, I really don't think so.  See the tanned part, that's what my leg looks like now- but only until just above my knee. Then it goes back to being pasty as anything. It acutally looks like two different legs, I laugh almost every time I look down. 

I'm pretty sure my new bosses hate my guts, which is ok, I'm getting a pretty good time. You should see my back really, it's like a rainbow. It goes from super tanned to burned, to pasty to a darker burn.  I get laughed at a lot..